May 10 Election Fearless Predictions

Going Bulilit Horoscope : A Three fortune tellers predict the fortune of May 10, 2010 Election candidates.

reminder: please vote wisely, make a change.
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May 1 is Philippine Labor Day

May 1, 2010 is Labor Day, again, on behalf of pinoygreenjokes.com, we would like to greet all of the hard working Filipinos around the World a Happy Day of Work, may you still find happiness on your Job in your own little ways.

Wanted: Elevator Operator Jobs

In the Philippines, theirs no advertised Jobs as Elevator Operator yet you can see some employee of big establishments specially in Malls operating inside the Elevator. Isn’t It?

What do I mean by Elevator Operator?
Well, hes the one in-charge of pressing the button whether to open or close the door, whether to go up or down to any floor that the passenger wishes to stop.

Inday Old Time Jokes: Serial Killer

Sa isang tahimik na tahanan pinasok ng isang Serial Killer ang kwarto ng mag-asawa

Serial Killer: Papatayin ko kayong dalawa, pero bago ako pumapatay ng tao kinikilala ko muna ang pangalan ng mga biktima ko, Ikaw muna Misis ano ang pangalan mo?

Misis: Maawa po kayo sa akin, Inday po ang pangalan ko.

Serial Killer: Kapangalan mo pala ang Nanay ko, hindi na kita papatayin. Ikaw naman Mister ano ang pangalan mo?

Mister: Maawa rin po kayo sa akin, ah! Juan po ang pangalan ko pero “my friends call me Inday”

Serial Killer: Linoloko mo ba ako?? heto ang sayo…..bang! bang! bang!

hehehe!!

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