Monday, April 26th, 2010 at
1:01 am
Sa isang tahimik na tahanan pinasok ng isang Serial Killer ang kwarto ng mag-asawa
Serial Killer: Papatayin ko kayong dalawa, pero bago ako pumapatay ng tao kinikilala ko muna ang pangalan ng mga biktima ko, Ikaw muna Misis ano ang pangalan mo?
Misis: Maawa po kayo sa akin, Inday po ang pangalan ko.
Serial Killer: Kapangalan mo pala ang Nanay ko, hindi na kita papatayin. Ikaw naman Mister ano ang pangalan mo?
Mister: Maawa rin po kayo sa akin, ah! Juan po ang pangalan ko pero “my friends call me Inday”
Serial Killer: Linoloko mo ba ako?? heto ang sayo…..bang! bang! bang!
hehehe!!
Sunday, April 11th, 2010 at
2:15 am
Kamikazee Band with another song entitled “Hot Mami” from their latest album “Long Time Noisy”. Whats interesting with this Song is the way you interpret the meaning of it. For green minded People just like me, it reveals the funny side of the Song.
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Saturday, March 27th, 2010 at
8:24 am
Just kidding, actually there is no must see and no joke from this post, We just want to you greet a blessed Holy Week from pinoygreenjokes.com. Have time with the Lord.
Monday, March 22nd, 2010 at
10:55 am
Dalawang mag best friend ang naguusap:
Bestfriend1: Bespren, bakit pinapahiran mo ng Calamansi yang Mukha mo?
Bestfriend2: Pampakinis kasi ng mukha ito. I try mo..
bestfriend1: Ayaw ko nga, baka kasi umasim pa ang mukha ko!
Source: Manila Bulletin, March 14, 2010 by Stong Franco
Sunday, March 21st, 2010 at
10:33 am
May dalawang mag kumpareng nag uusap
Kumpare1: Alam mo ang sarap ng Ulam namin Kagabi, “Fried Chicken”, sawsawan gravy
Kumpare2: Wala yan! samin ang Ulam namin “Toyo na may kalamansi”
Kumpare1: Yun lang?
Kaumpare2: Sawsawan “Pork Chop”
Source: Manila Bulletin, March 14, 2010 by Eugene Cubillo
