When you have a date this Valentines Day and plan to watch movies in Cinemas (If available), Love Stories is not the best choice, better yet Horror is the best pick according to surveys because in Horror their is Thrill, and in Thrill their is Satisfaction.

I don’t know if you asked this to yourself.

“Why is it that many People around the World die of eating too much Meat while you never heard of People died because of eating too much Vegetables”

When a person tell u “i like you”, it is good to answer with “thank you, I like my self too.”

Recently, a man had to go to the Hospital to have his Wedding ring cut-off from his pen!s. Because his Girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and got so mad at him, she stucked it on him while he was asleep.
Which is worse:
1. Having your girlfriend find out your married?
2. Explaining to your Wife how your wedding ring got on your Pen!s
3. Or finding out your pen!s fits through your ring?
Bulilit-bulilit ang liit-liit. hehe