Filipino English Jokes Archives

New Age Valentines Day Theater Tip

When you have a date this Valentines Day and plan to watch movies in Cinemas (If available), Love Stories is not the best choice, better yet Horror is the best pick according to surveys because in Horror their is Thrill, and in Thrill their is Satisfaction.

Baguio City Local Humor

You are not from Baguio City

- If you wear a Bonnet with a label “Baguio City” on it.
- If you are familiar with “Burnham Lake” and “Mines View”.
- If you buy “Peanut Brittle” because there’s no place in the City to plant Peanuts.
- If you know what is “Baguio Beans”, ask the locals if Baguio beans really came from Baguio.
- If you are a fan of a any Popular Filipino Artist.

Too Much: Meat versus Vegetables

I don’t know if you asked this to yourself.

“Why is it that many People around the World die of eating too much Meat while you never heard of People died because of eating too much Vegetables”

Thank you, I like myself

When a person tell u “i like you”, it is good to answer with “thank you, I like my self too.”

Illegal to Kill

“Some People are alive because it is illegal to kill them”

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